Name: BroCampus – Founder, Editor-in-Chief, Conductor of the Chill Train
School: DePauw University
Fun Fact: I never take my Sperry’s off whenever i’m laying pipe because I know how wet its about to get.
Why you like being a bro: Ever since I took my first sip of Natty, I knew that being a bro was my calling. What’s not to like about slamming muff and being the chillest dude at every party? Being a bro is what I do best. I’d major in it if I could.
Advice to other bros: Everyday is a struggle to end brocism. Don’t ever give up the fight. Drink nattys. Slay sorosititues. Cheat on tests. Go to class hungover. Overall, just keep winning.
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