We here at BroCampus like to give a lot of fist bumps out to the bros out there in the bromunnity that do some chill stuff. Sometimes though, like when you convince a sorostitute you love them just so you can lay the pipe down or take 35 shots in a night and still end up being the last person standing, you gotta fist bump yourself. And thats exactly what i’m fucking doing because for the 2nd year in the row, my small little, 2,400 student school in Greencastle, Indiana (aka Fratcastle, Indiana) is once again ranked in the top-10 party schools (ranking in at 10) in the nation. Fuck yeah. Here is a list of the top 10 as compiled by The Princeton Review:
1. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga.
2. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio
3. Penn State University, University Park, Pa.
4. West Virginia University, Morgantown, W.Va.
5. University of Mississippi, Oxford, Miss.
6. University of Texas, Austin, Texas
7. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.
8. University of California-Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.
9. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa
10. DePauw University, Fratcastle, Ind.
Now how does a school of such size hang with the likes of the University of Georgia, who ranked #1 on the PR’s list, you ask? Well let me fucking tell you.
1. We pregame harder than you party. You think doing a power hour with beer is tight? Try doing it like me and my bros do it and instead of beer use cheap vodka. 60 shots in an hour. Its all in a nights work for the bro kings at DePauw University. I know a few chicks on campus that i’d put money on to beat any fucking GDI in a shot for shot competition.
2. We tailgate everything. Now while bros all across the nation wake up in the wee hours of the morning to tailgate alongside GDI’s at the big football game, me and my bros do things a little differently. While we are right there with you on game day (although we hardly actually make it to the games), our grill is still fired up for a number of different events on campus as well. First day of class? While the first day of class is typically one of the most brohating days of the years, me and my bros spice things up a bit by setting up in the Percy Julian parking lot at 6:00 AM, blasting fat tunes and slamming a fuckload of Nattys until class starts. Chess club is having a match on campus? You better fucking believe that we’re firing up the grill for that bitch. Now that’s what I call school spirit. Tiger pride motherfucker.
3. The famous Monon Bell game against our virgin rivals the Wabash College Little Giants is one of, if not the most underrated rivalries in college football, and you better fucking believe that every frat and every bro on campus is slamming the fuck out of every natty and slampiece in sight all week leading up to the big event. There is very few things as chill as shitting on those dick slobbin fucks from Wabash College and getting as fucked up as humanly possible. Never made it to an actual game, but fist bump to the Delta Tau Delta meatheads for giving us bros another reason to get fucked up. Likewise to those bros sacrificing Little 5 saturday to ride around on a bike while the bros drink frat water until some slampiece drags us away to mattress slam.
Honestly, this list could go on for days – and since its Fraturday and I know there are nattys to be drank, i’ll summarize. Simply put, we’re in the top-10 party school on the list because the bros here bro hard on the reg. We literally look for reasons to get fucked up in Fratcastle, Indiana. Fist bump to those bros above us on the list (let’s chill sometime), but you better fucking believe we’re coming for you.